Posts Tagged ‘WORDS O’ WISDOM’

Hey Jerks! I’m Shannon Hazlitt. I started blogging for Jerk over the summer when I wasn’t busy serving wine slushies at my other job (I know, you’re jealous). I love stumbling upon good stuff on the internet and little nuggets of knowledge from people smarter than me, so hopefully you will be enlightened if you check out my work in Words O’ Wisdom and Stumbled. For now, here is a little bit about me

Year and Major: I’m a sophomore magazine major unfortunately graduating early in 2014 (Who doesn’t want to stay at Cuse?)

Hometown: I’m from Hector, N.Y. near Ithaca, where there are shirts that literally say “Where the Hector are We?”

Most Embarrassing Moment: I have too many to choose from.

The Biggest Lie I’ve Gotten Away With: I’m still getting away with it.

Feel free to check me out on Twitter @ShanHazlitt and contact with me any suggestions on my work. I promise I can take some criticism and I love hearing from my fellow Jerks. Peace.

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– Julia Fuino

“The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.”

-Salvador Dali

“Be careful when you slut out.” -Anonymous

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”
-Abraham Lincoln

Word, Spike.

Word, Spike.

“I think people who have faults are a lot more interesting than people who are perfect.”

~Spike Lee

Jay Smooth, a.k.a. “Ill Doctrine”, breaks it down on the regular via “vlogging”–video blogging. He’s a pretty cool dude, check out his site, and watch this awesome video about hipster rap. Listen specifically around 50 seconds, oh-so full of wisdom.

~Krystie Yandoli, Blog Editor

Oh, Bill.

Oh, Bill.

“Nothing can come of nothing.”

-William Shakespeare (King Lear)

“Life is not a theme park and if it is the theme is death.”

-Russel Brand

“Carol: Hey King! What’s your first order of business?
Max: Let the wild rumpus start!”
Where The Wild Things Are