Posts Tagged ‘wizard of oz’

Trashy Moments

Posted: September 24, 2009 by jerkmagblog in Uncategorized
Tags: , , , ,

The famous line from the Wizard of Oz, “Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore,” should be “thank god we’re not in Kansas… those people are crazy!”

We're not in Kansas anymore...

We're not in Kansas anymore...

Kansas made the weird news headlines this week when a couple got caught during an “intimate moment.” Now this may sound somewhat normal, but their “moment” was in a trash bin and to top it off they not only got interrupted, but also robbed during it.

This is definitely weird news, but it is even more insane because they were not some drunk, horny teenagers that just couldn’t wait until they got home. Oh no, the two people that got caught were both 44 years old. A trash bin? Really? You couldn’t have tried to be a little classier than that. I mean come on, who seriously looks at the place where stinky, festering, disgusting waste gets put and thinks to themselves, “isn’t that a romantic and awesome place to have sex, just hold your nose hunny!” Umm, I think not!