Posts Tagged ‘Weird News’

According to The Huffington Post, a 19-year-old Michigan State University student faces possible charges after being caught by police with 79 pairs of stolen underwear, each and every one of them being thongs.

One can’t help but wonder the reasons behind this fetish—a lack of exposure to thongs on the regular, perhaps? Said student told the police that it was simply a prank and does not have any kind of sex addiction.

Maybe this poor schmuck doesn’t have a sex addiction, but creeping in laundry rooms and stealing up to 15 pairs of panties at a time is definitely twisted.

By the way dude, you can have all my thongs, I’m in the market for some new underwear anyway.

~Krystie Yandoli, Blog Editor


Newlyweds Spend First Night in Jail

Posted: March 11, 2010 by jerkmagblog in Uncategorized
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Weddings are an exciting time for the bride and groom; a big ceremony, a party, and the anticipation of the wedding night. When most people fantasize about this experience a jail cell is usually not involved.

For two newlyweds in Massachusetts, their first night together was less than ideal. In fact, they did not technically spend the night together, because they were in separate jail cells. The bride had tried to run over her husband’s “old flame” and the woman’s son in a parking lot.

Apparently this bride was not very confident in the fact that she had just gotten married. To most people it would seem as though she had “won” and that this “old flame” should not have mattered, but I guess this bride wasn’t happy with a piece of paper saying that her husband was hers. Trying to kill someone over it certainly proves her point, in a crazy, psycho kind of way. (more…)

Oh my...naked.

Oh my...naked.

In Sydney, Australia a photo shoot was taken at the Sydney Opera House, using 5,200 people. Now this may not sound out of the ordinary, but the fact that those 5,200 people were posing in their birthday suits is.

Yes, that’s right…they were all naked! What’s even odder is that the photographer, Spencer Tunick, specializes in doing these “nude group photos in public spaces.” According to he had these people posing in different positions, outside, for over an hour. A little kinky if you ask me.

I’m sure his work is great, considering he is known for it, but the idea of asking 5,200 people to strip down so that they can all stand together and have pictures taken in a public area, is just beyond me. I know it’s supposed to be “art” and everything, but sorry Tunick, I don’t get the point. To each his own I guess.

~Brooke Belke

The Olympics and pole dancing?

Posted: February 25, 2010 by jerkmagblog in Uncategorized
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…Yes, I’m serious! Advocates of pole dancing say “it’s only a matter of time” before the so-called “sport” becomes a part of the Olympics. I don’t even know where to begin with this one.

How ridiculous does that sound? Not to mention, the outfits that would be involved, now that creates an awful picture. It’s hilarious to me that some people consider pole dancing to be turning into a “respectable and highly athletic event.” Wow, if this one day enters the Olympics, it will bring in tons of viewers no doubt, but it will make a joke out of the games that are respected.

~Brooke Belke

Virginity going once, going twice…sold! Sounds ridiculous, right? But in New Zealand it actually happened. A 19-year-old girl has auctioned off her virginity on the internet, to the highest bidder, for tuition money.

The police have advised her that what she is doing is unsafe, but technically what she is doing is not considered illegal in New Zealand. The girl has taken an offer that would be equivalent to about 32,000 U.S. dollars.

I do not care how desperate you are for tuition money, what she is doing is completely insane, and the fact that people are actually bidding on this girl’s virginity is sick. Come on, has she ever heard of scholarships? A loan? Or here’s a crazy idea, a job!?

I have no idea how this girl is even going to go to college, because you would have to be stupid or not right in the head to think this idea was a good one. Just think of all of the creepers out there–yikes!

~Brooke Belke

DONATE, don't steal!

DONATE, don't steal!

Every holiday season we see them, we hear them, we give to them, and we usually feel sorry for them as they stand out in the cold. Yes, I’m referring to the cheery people who ring the bells while collecting donations for the Salvation Army. They have become a symbol of the holiday season, reminding people of those who do not have much during the holidays and how important it is to give back.

On Monday, one collector’s night was not so pleasant when, Shawn Krieger, a 44 year old man from Ohio, stole one of the kettles full of donations outside of a store, and proceeded to say to the donation collector, “I can’t stand you and your bell ringing. I hate Christmas.”

Korean Woman Passed Drivers Exam After Test Given 950 Times!

Posted: November 19, 2009 by jerkmagblog in Uncategorized
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Cha-Sa smiles for the camera, 950 times later!

Cha-Sa smiles for the camera, 950 times later!

Watch out Korean drivers! In Seoul, on Wednesday, a 68 year old, Korean woman passed her written drivers exam after taking it 950 times (I bet most of you are happy you don’t have to drive on Korean streets right about now.)

Cha- Sa soon has been taking the test almost every day since April 2005. She supposedly needs her license for her vegetable business. She was obviously very determined, because I don’t know anyone who would voluntarily put themselves through that much stress and humiliation. (more…)