Posts Tagged ‘Twilight’

It was announced this past April that “American Idiot,” the Green Day musical based off the album of the same name was going to be adapted to the big screen. The show about suburban youths finding their way in the post-9/11 world is good, but I was skeptical of this decision after an underwhelming performance at the Tony’s and a rather short Broadway run–the show closed on April 24.

As a side note, does it make any sense that it has taken over 25 years for a “Les Miserables” movie to be made, but it only takes “American Idiot” two years? But after hearing Green Day’s latest thoughts on the casting, I’ve lost hope.

According to celebrity blogger extraordinaire, Perez Hilton, Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day frontman) thinks “Twilight star” Robert Pattinson would be a good choice to star the film. “I’m gonna say that kid in ‘Twilight.’ He’s a good actor. There’s still more to come with that kid.”


stephanie meyer the hostWe all know that the Twilight series sucks.  If you’re reading this, and you don’t know it sucks, I have some names of trained specialists that you might want to talk to.

Authors everywhere wept when they read about Bella’s complete lack of personality traits, Edward’s sparkly, rock-hard skin, and the vampire baby from Hell.  Editors everywhere laughed all the way to the bank when they failed to notice some pretty blatant grammatical errors and plot holes but still got paid for looking over the books, if they even did that.  Check out one hilarious summary of the clusterfuck of failures the Twilight series has to offer.

So I never expected Stephanie Meyer to turn around and write something that’s actually good, but that’s exactly what she did.

The Host is a pretty long book, but it never once gets boring.  If the title puts thoughts of parasites in your head, then give yourself a gold star – you nailed it!  This book revolves around a race of alien parasites that think they’re just fucking better than everyone else, so they go to different planets and take over the inhabitants’ brains because they can so totally live their lives better.  Think the Yerks from Animorphs, only cooler and not pursued by a repetitive plot that involves a bunch of kids turning into animals.

The book takes place on Earth, where the mind slug things have already pretty much taken over every human ever.  Only a select few humans managed to resist the slimy worm invasion by hiding in some desert cave place.  The main character from the book is a young woman, Melanie, who has been trying to evade slimy worm capture for years, but finally falls victim to the brain invasion at the beginning of the book.  Through some bizarre plot twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan come, the brain worm can’t seem to get the pesky human out of her own head, so they’re forced to live together in one body.  Along the way they learn stuff from each other, and they find one of these secret worm-resistance colonies.

Okay, so The Host sounds absurd. But so does a vampire, werewolf, human love triangle. And Stephanie Meyer is tricky; it’s like she was a good writer living in a bad writer’s body this whole time!  This book is essentially a big “fuck you” to the world, I think, and she pulls it off.

~Rebecca Leviton

How Twilight Works

Posted: January 30, 2010 by Katie in SAGE -- editor's picks
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via [The Oatmeal]

Twilight Robert Pattinson Kristin Stewart This is perhaps a more appropriate relationship for Bella and Edward. This image of Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart gives me great comfort and endless enjoyment.

Thank you, photoshop. You’ve done a great deed.

~Katie Allyn

I don’t understand why Twilight exists.  It might have to do with the fact that I’m a guy (so I’m not exactly the target audience), that the take on vampire lore seems extremely flawed (they have glittery skin in the daylight… they can go out in daylight!), or maybe that Kristen Stewart feels the need to bite her lip every five seconds.  All I can say is that based on the trailer of Pattinson’s new movie, Remember Me,  Twilight’s epic fail might not be entirely his (and his stylist’s) fault. [YouTube]

~Beckett Noyes

Have no fear, Stephenie Meyer is here!

Have no fear, Stephenie Meyer is here!

Last week Female Force comic book released a biography of The Twilight Saga author Stephenie Meyer. According to ComicsAlliance, the 28-page snoozer tells the story of how Meyer “grew up in the Southwest, got married, had kids, wrote some books about vampires and got rich.”

For those of you like myself, who read Meyer’s four-book saga, this news might make you say, “WTF? She’s the subject of an entire comic book?”

I’m not going to lie. I love The Twilight Saga. I’ve read all four books, own the DVD, have plans to see New Moon next week and am listening to the Twilight soundtrack (my younger sister burned me her friends’ copy) as I write this.

But, I adamantly proclaim that Meyer sucks at writing. She can tell a story, but the technical deliverance is another issue. Therefore, this comic book news made me realize, if Meyer can star in a comic book, so can I. (more…)