Posts Tagged ‘Snookie’

TVgasm

“Jersey Shore” is MTV’s highest rated television program in eight years. It follows the lives of Guidos and Guidettes doing what they do best: partying and fist pumping all night long. But don’t let the portrayed mindlessness fool you: “Jersey Shore” proves to be highly educational.

Had it not been for Snooki, the Princess of Poughkeepsie, with the skin of a jack-o’-lantern, you would never have been able to “smush” with your boyfriend.

And if not for the GTL dictionary, we wouldn’t have a reclassification of ‘the ugly friend’: Grenade (n.), as in “Pauly D. was with the grenade …When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.”

“Jersey Shore,” insightful programming, only on PBS. (Paid for by viewers like you.)
~Julia Fuino

By this point in time, you’ve surely been acquainted with Apple’s new in devours in the female hygiene market with its latest in “game-changing” technology, the iPad. If you haven’t seen one yet, be sure to visit Apple’s website for images and videos. Or, if that’ too much work for you, grab a friend’s iPod Touch and look at it under a magnifying glass. Ta-da it’s the future! Yeah right. Go back into hibernation, Steve Jobs.

For us self-proclaimed Apple enthusiasts, there has been a lot of disappointment about the new iPad and Internet users have been quick to respond. From across the World Wide Web, I am proud to introduce you to the truth about the iPad, or, as many Twitter users like to refer to it, the “iTampon.”

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