Posts Tagged ‘russell brand’


Last week, Whack Ass Shit connoisseur Nicole told us about Katy Perry’s Sesame Street appearance, and the boobs that got her video kicked off the air. I have an update.

Russell Brand, Katy’s hubby-to-be and my least favorite Jesus doppelgänger, tweeted about the big ‘ol snub from Big Bird:

“Today’s ‘Sesame Street’ will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D.”

Way to stand up for your lady, Russell. A teensy bit of chivalry, in 140 characters or less.

~Julia Fuino

Russell Brand – Bachelor #2

Posted: September 28, 2010 by jerkmag in POP - pop culture
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Russell Brand


You look at this picture and you say, “Hey, that’s Russell Brand! He’s a guy who is not only marrying Katy Perry, but has also been known for his sexual escapades with stars such as Kate Moss and Holly Madison. Oh, and he got arrested last week.” I mean, good for them, but what the shit? I don’t know about any of you, but dating a Jesus-look-a-like is totally against my religion.

~Julia Fuino

Keeley Hazell from Page 3

Made you look! Keeley Hazell from Page 3

I meant to spend some time this semester studying the British press coverage of the US elections in order to, y’know, learn something about my own country or some shit. It’s a pretty big deal here. The Guardian even has a two-page spread about the election every day. But I got sidetracked. It really doesn’t matter how the UK covers the US election. The Brits can’t vote, though they’re happy to say how they would. There are more relevant lessons for a media student…

I picked up on a few key differences between us, but if I’ve learned one thing in my studies, it’s that my print-journalism education is approximately fucking worthless in this country. You know why? Seven glorious words: Bare Tits On Page Three Every Day