Posts Tagged ‘rush limbaugh’

Obama: America’s very own SATAN

Posted: May 8, 2010 by johnylek in Uncategorized
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obama evilMy fellow esteemed Americans, we are doomed. Our illustrious socialist-marxist-communist-kenyan usurper of a president has doomed us all to a long hard fall down the slippery slope of socialism!

Pretty soon, we won’t be able to think for ourselves people. Thanks to offering a public option to a still private system, Obama is destroying American Private enterprise piece by piece. Soon, there will be a public option for Coke products, email services and car rental.

I predict that in ten years, Obama will have placed chips in every American’s head that will dictate to us every Sunday to fornicate, (more…)

Emaciated meth Nazi?

Emaciated meth Nazi?

Obama’s first annual State of the Union address gave us plenty to think and talk about.

Amid a year of uncertainty with an economy that was certifiably cluster f*cked like Warsaw during WWII, Obama certainly had his lil’ hands full. At the beginning of the year, Obama and his economic team had fully expected to overhaul healthcare, introduce a climate change bill, fix a chronically malnourished economy all while simultaneously transferring weight from the obese Rush Limbaugh to the emaciated Ann Coulter. Kidding on that last one.

That is a lot for one to handle. In his address, Obama acknowledged those difficulties, admitting that he and his democratic counterparts have faced setbacks this year. Well, no crap. The health care bill seems dead in the water now that Massachusetts elected Scott Brown (the guy with the hot daughter) to the senate. Health care was the crux of Obama’s plans for this year. And amid this speech, America, President Obama admitted to having a deficit.

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Can’t We All Just Get Along

Posted: April 4, 2009 by jlmarti in Uncategorized
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To criticize or not to criticize: that is the dilemma many face when evaluating the current job of the Obama administration. In an effort for individuals to better understand our stance and to see how our standpoint has helped (or harmed) the nation, there will be an exploration on various stances people have taken when assessing the 44th President and his cabinet’s actions thus far. (more…)

Girls, if this doesn't disgust you, you disgust me...

Girls, if this doesn't disgust you, you disgust me...

Apparently I’m not representing all females when I say Rush Limbaugh is truly a butthead. The “King” of conservative media recently announced he was conducting a poll of how to appeal to more women listeners on his radio show. After taking a couple of previous polls, it was discovered that only 37% of women dig El Rushbo (the Man’s nickname for himself).

Yes the number is small, but percentages are still percentages, and 37% of women DIG El Rushbo. So, for heaven’s sake–what’s the deal? WHY?!

After endless research and reading countless articles, editorials, and blogs, I still couldn’t come up with any reasons why any woman in her sane mind would like him. I also couldn’t find any previously written articles exploring this idea. All I could find are people babbling about why women do hate him (shocking, I know).

I eventually decided I didn’t have many options left, so I consulted with my spring break crew, my 19-year-old male cousin and 75-year-old grandparents. What are any possible reasons why women like good ol’ Rushy? (more…)