Posts Tagged ‘Robert Pattinson’

It was announced this past April that “American Idiot,” the Green Day musical based off the album of the same name was going to be adapted to the big screen. The show about suburban youths finding their way in the post-9/11 world is good, but I was skeptical of this decision after an underwhelming performance at the Tony’s and a rather short Broadway run–the show closed on April 24.

As a side note, does it make any sense that it has taken over 25 years for a “Les Miserables” movie to be made, but it only takes “American Idiot” two years? But after hearing Green Day’s latest thoughts on the casting, I’ve lost hope.

According to celebrity blogger extraordinaire, Perez Hilton, Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day frontman) thinks “Twilight star” Robert Pattinson would be a good choice to star the film. “I’m gonna say that kid in ‘Twilight.’ He’s a good actor. There’s still more to come with that kid.”

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Posted: May 7, 2010 by Katie in VAULT -- archives
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This is for all you terrific SU students who made it through finals week. Bravo!

Which ass is the WORLD'S BIGGEST DOUCHE?

This week, John Mayer and Rob Pattinson both gave interviews, to Playboy and Details respectively. After reading both of the articles and following the responses to them, I am left wondering which pasty un-sexy asswipe is the biggest DOUCHE. So welcome to the Jerk Blog’s first Douche-off.

The Contestants:
John Mayer – Slammin’ guitarist known as the next Eric Clapton and for being a giant turd.

Rob Pattinson – Actor yet to reach his potential (we’re hoping Remember Me won’t be too bad), though he’s downgraded from hot Cedric in Harry Potter to creepy, effeminate Edward in Twilight.

Forum: Magazine Interviews, of which I’ve dissected and assembled to create a debate between Mayer and R-Patz:

John Mayer: I really said, “I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson.”… That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me…Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. (+4 douche points, you really are the worst ex-boyfriend ever).

R Patz: The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. (+5 douche points, self-explanatory) (more…)

Twilight Robert Pattinson Kristin Stewart This is perhaps a more appropriate relationship for Bella and Edward. This image of Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart gives me great comfort and endless enjoyment.

Thank you, photoshop. You’ve done a great deed.

~Katie Allyn

I don’t understand why Twilight exists.  It might have to do with the fact that I’m a guy (so I’m not exactly the target audience), that the take on vampire lore seems extremely flawed (they have glittery skin in the daylight… they can go out in daylight!), or maybe that Kristen Stewart feels the need to bite her lip every five seconds.  All I can say is that based on the trailer of Pattinson’s new movie, Remember Me,  Twilight’s epic fail might not be entirely his (and his stylist’s) fault. [YouTube]

~Beckett Noyes