Posts Tagged ‘Random Jerk Thoughts’

FYI, the scroll ball is supposed to look like a clitoris and there is a button in the middle. Pretty happy I didn’t get this for Valentine’s Day.

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~Krystie Yandoli, Blog Editor

If you missed my earlier post on the invisible artist, Liu Bolin, well then you might want to check it out.  This time I present to you…Li Wei!

Arranging seemingly impossible  photographs with the use of wire, mirrors, scaffolding, and some acrobatics, Li Wei has managed to create images of some very dangerous and sometimes fun looking situations.

Be sure to follow the links for more of his amazing photos.

Li Wei 1

Li Wei 2

Li Wei 3

Li Wei 4

Li Wei 5

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~Beckett Noyes, Asst. Blog Editor

Yo, Courtney Love acknowledges her feminist roots. What’s good?

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~Krystie Yandoli, Blog Editor

I’m not quite sure how this YouTube video escaped us this past holiday season–but rather late than never. Thanks to Dave Woody, future Jerk Blogger, for the heads up.

~Krystie Yandoli, Blog Editor

If you’re an SU student then you should go see The Vagina Monologues tonight in Marshall Auditorium on ESF’s campus. These are some of the reasons why watching this performance is a better way to spend your Thursday night than whatever else you were planning:

  1. Vagina is an awesome word.
  2. It’s free.
  3. Sexual violence isn’t cool, but sexual empowerment is very cool.
  4. It’ll be more fun than watching your roommate snore on your couch.
  5. Eve Ensler rocks. Support the “V-Day” movement.

~Krystie Yandoli, Blog Editor

Now, here’s a  great solution to recycling an old, out of use Mac. It would definitely make a great conversation piece at your next party, and probably make for a ton of drunken inside jokes. The question is–who has an old Mac hard-drive laying around?

Thanks to Kelsie Testa’s Facebook page for the heads up.

[via The Custom Mac]

~Krystie Yandoli, Blog Editor

"Real Girls"...Krystie and Molly getting ready to celebrate Valentine's Day in February of 1996.

"Real Girls"...Krystie and Molly getting ready to celebrate Valentine's Day in February of 1996.

I have officially decided to celebrate Valentine’s Day, after much thought and analysis, but I’m doing it up a little differently this year.

You can still celebrate Valentine’s Day in a unique way—honor the love you share with your favorite family member or an old friend. It’s not a requirement that you be in a serious relationship or even in love to take part in this historically sexist holiday.

Instead of writing someone a mushy love note and buying a super cheesy box of chocolates, I want to take some time to write a different kind of love letter—a note to my best friend, Molly. I want to encourage people not to give in to the sucky, Valentine’s Day clichés decided by Hallmark, Hershey’s, and 1800flowers.com–find your own way of embracing love. Here’s mine:

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Taco Bell really “thought outside the bun” with this idea. Their recently launched “Drive-Thru Diet” is supposed to make consumers aware of healthier choices, but I can’t exactly wrap my head around any kind of Taco Bell Diet option.

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Some chauvinist ass from menarebetterthanwomen.com (feel free to not click on the link as I’d really hate to drive traffic to this moron’s website) has this to say about some articles we wrote about female masturbation:

This is from a University, not some random shit hole on the internet. I guess this is reflective of what colleges are becoming- a joke.

Although meant to be an insult, I’ll take it as a compliment from someone who supports the author of “Men are Better than Women,” Dick Masterson. I’d love to believe this website is tongue-in-cheek, but I really don’t think it is.

The links to our amazing articles can be found here (yeah, we’re totally modest):

The Hysterical History of Female Masturbation

Heavy Petting

Pussy Whipped

Whatever, at least we piss off the right people.

-Jerk

Although a little disturbing for hardcore Dorothy fans, this Youtube clip offers a pretty straight forward alternative to the original plot of The Wizard of Oz.

Check out more alternative endings at HowItShouldHaveEnded.com.