Posts Tagged ‘porn’

For most people who have traveled within and around Europe, Ryanair is synonymous with cheap flights. Now, it may add pay-per-view porn to its in-flight repertoire, furthering its notoriety for developing “different” kinds of commercial ventures.

Melissa Locker summed up the idea by Ryanair’s CEO Michael O’Leary best in her TIME article: “Yes, the company that charges customers to check-in online and at the airport, may now be helping customers join the Mile High Club from the comfort of their seats.”

O’Leary originally released a statement about the new “service” to the British tabloid The Sun. He explained that the porn would be available “on handheld devices” instead of the typical viewing options for other entertainment services on the screens placed on seat backs. He compared the service to those offered by hotels. However, concern has been raised over the public nature of viewing such kinds of films during a flight where children might be present.

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If you are up for the challenge, and you want some free pornography and pot, you could always get trapped in a mine in Chile for 69 days. I am sure you’ve heard about the 33 miners trapped 2,050 feet beneath rock back in August. The traumatic event really was no laughing matter, and the men survived a despite the lack of food, living space, and oxygen. Thankfully, all 33 men survived and were rescued by a steel capsule. They were medically treated and reunited with friends and family after the traumatic experience. Although the men are now seen as heroes by most, they are just like you and me.

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  • So over fantasizing. GIVE ME SKIN TO SKIN CONTACT, DAMMIT!

    So over fantasizing. GIVE ME SKIN TO SKIN CONTACT, DAMMIT!

    You’re so bored with everything on SpankWire that you’ve actually considered watching the Brother-Sister cams.

  • Amateur music videos in your film production class turn you on.
  • You dry hump your pillow.
  • You stop smoking weed because it just makes you horny.
  • You start thinking “I wonder how he’d be in bed…” about every single male you encounter.
  • You can’t even LOOK at guys wearing tight pants. Or sweatpants. Or any pants. In fact, you can’t even look at a guy below the waist without imagining his cock in your mouth.
  • You feel stupid wearing your sexy underwear – what’s the point?
  • You start keeping your vibrator in your pillowcase for easy access.
  • Looking at your lonely condom stash makes you want to cry.
  • Putting in a tampon feels kind of good.

Please go get laid, and think of me while you’re at it.

~Farrah Moans

Hey. I’m Farrah Moans and I like sex. Having it, talking about it, talking about having it. I’m basically not afraid to Go There. Except I draw my line at anime porn, that’s just fucked up.

My boyfriend is abroad this semester (yeah, I’m dying), and my first thought was not, “Oh what will I do without you by my side for months?” It was, “Oh cool, I’ve never had phone sex before.”

Some initial complications with losing my phone sex virginity: Roommates. They are always home when I’m in the mood to talk dirty. Also, his phone is a piece of shit. See example: (more…)

I can see it now...

I can see it now...

An adult film company recently announced they’re filming a porn parody based on MTV’s reality show that seems to be sweeping the nation, “The Jersey Shore.”

One can only imagine what writer/directors Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs Zero of Tolerance Entertainment will come up with.

I don’t know whether to be disturbed, concerned, or horny?

[via Gawker.com]