Posts Tagged ‘Olympics’

The Olympics and pole dancing?

Posted: February 25, 2010 by jerkmagblog in Uncategorized
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…Yes, I’m serious! Advocates of pole dancing say “it’s only a matter of time” before the so-called “sport” becomes a part of the Olympics. I don’t even know where to begin with this one.

How ridiculous does that sound? Not to mention, the outfits that would be involved, now that creates an awful picture. It’s hilarious to me that some people consider pole dancing to be turning into a “respectable and highly athletic event.” Wow, if this one day enters the Olympics, it will bring in tons of viewers no doubt, but it will make a joke out of the games that are respected.

~Brooke Belke

 

Like a fish out of bong water.

Like a fish out of bong water.

Since the buzz of the 2008 Summer Olympics wore off, I bet Michael Phelps has had plenty of free time on his hands.  The title of ‘Greatest Olympian in History’ doesn’t come with any real job description-it’s more of an honorary thing-and while he’s got his heart in the right place, a guy can only spend so many hours a day giving thumbs-up to cameras with Make-A-Wish kids.  People probably said, “Hey, Michael, you really need a hobby.”  I’d agree with them, but smoking marijuana isn’t exactly what I had in mind.

If you haven’t seen it yet, I’m sure everyone has heard by now:  A picture of the 14-time Olympic gold medallist lighting and hitting a bong has spread all over the Internet, along with all of the web-junk accoutrements.  A favorite “ad” of mine, with Phelps as poster boy, rhetorically asks world-class athletes, “When it comes time to relax, why put your body through the proven harmful effects of alcohol?  Become a pot smoker!” (more…)