Posts Tagged ‘madonna’

Okay, so I know that whenever someone mentions Peter Pan, 99 out of 100 people think of this guy:

 I don’t know what that hundredth guy is thinking of.  Maybe the peanut butter brand pops into his head first?  Anyway, The Child Thief by Brom (Yeah, just one name.  Like Madonna) takes that image of the lovable (read: obnoxious) flying boy in green tights and contorts it into a vicious demon who will sooner stab you in the nuts than look at you.  Now that I’ve got your attention… (more…)

Gays everywhere lose consciousness.

Queens of pop, Britney Spears and Madonna, cover the April issue of OUT magazine.  This marks the start of an annual “Ladies We Love” Issue from OUT.  This year’s issue also features Heather Morris, who plays ditzy-dame, Brittany, on “Glee”.  Morris danced alongside Spears earlier this season in a Britney-themed episode of the hit Fox TV show.  “Glee” also aired a Madonna-themed episode in its first season.  Madonna’s OUT cover, shot by Richard Corman, features rare photos from one year before the debut of Madge’s first album.  This collection of photographs, seen here, showcases the young pop starlet traversing her way around New York City in the early 1980s, before she broke on to the pop scene (and never looked back).

Pop successor, Britney Spears, looks saucy as hell in new photos shot by Ruven Afanador for the mag’s alternate cover.  Britney gets unusually (and refreshingly) chatty in the spread’s accompanying interview.  Brit credits Madonna as a figure of inspiration for her own career.  B discusses cars, collaborators, heaven, hell, drag queens, and advises ice cream as a sure-fire fix to any bad day.  Britney’s seventh studio album, “Femme Fatale” (seen here), drops March 29th.  This Britney era is promo-packed thus far, with the pop-tart covering V Magazine this month and with appearances on Good Morning America and Ellen slated for later in March.

When asked if there were any songs she didn’t like or regretted recording, the snarky songstress replied, “No, All of my songs are fucking amazing.”

—Jake Hebert

take it off...

This Monday, Jerk brings you a playlist of the songs that make us want to get naked. These are the songs that make us feel sexy, so sexy we assume you want to see our pasty butts. So, without further ado, get out those stripper poles and shake ya booty!

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Oh yes, the epitome of this post

For the second installment of Music Monday: Jerk Does Valentine’s day, we decided to appeal to the cynics in all of us by posting a list of the Creepiest Love Songs of all time. So yeah, we go both ways on this holiday. (Previous Post: Love Songs that Don’t Make us Want to Vomit.)

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