Posts Tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan’

I remember back in the day when the trend of leggings blossomed. Not gonna lie, I hopped and stayed on the bandwagon just like everybody else for some time. It was kind of hard not to.  They were comfortable, easy, trendy and my boyfriend at the time was borderline obsessively into them. Now, six years later, I can truly say with genuine hatred, fuck you Lindsay Lohan.

I cannot even begin to count the number of times I have been stuck walking behind girls with cellulite-hugging leggings. But, what’s worse is when they think it’s okay to wear them as a replacement for pants. I’m talking about a short top with zero coverage of the ass and that inevitable legging camel toe front and center.  In…your…face. Ugh.


Since Charlie Sheen’s “winning” streak has been put to an end, Lindsay Lohan figured it was her time to shine; this time, most likely in orange. Oh wait, she has done that already hasn’t she? Yesterday morning, Lohan was sent back to court for a 10 a.m. hearing on her latest probation violation in which she failed a court-ordered alcohol test this week. Just to refresh your memory, her probation was put in place because of a 2007 DUI conviction. Aside from the pathetic aspect of it all, she was just 35 days away from finishing her house arrest sentence.

The only thing worse than having to hear about the trials of Lindsay Lohan time and time again, is having to hear all about her fashion choices while appearing in court. For some reason, the media is seriously under the impression that the topic of “what Lindsay wore to court” is worthy of discussion. They will start off by saying something very informative like “Lindsay is in court again today for…’ followed by something like this:


After a four-hour stint in the Lynwood Correctional Facility, Linsday Lohan is free again, out on a steep $75,000 bail.  Here, Lohan can be seen leaving jail (for now) after her four-hour visit.  Last month, LiLo violated her probation from a previous Felony Grand Theft charge after allegedly stealing a necklace from a jewelry store.  This weekend, a judge reduced Lohan’s Felony Grand Theft charge to a misdemeanor.  Lohan still owes the state 480 hours of community service from a previous probation violation for her 2007 DUI conviction.  E! reports 360 of those hours will be spent helping the homeless at the Downtown Women’s Center, and 120 at the L.A. County Coroner’s Office performing janitorial tasks.  Yes, scrubbing toilets.

As much as this blogger doesn’t want to relish in the misery of those more fortunate, Lindsay deserves it.  The troubled actress and singer continues to dupe her way out of years of legal troubles and jail sentences that would have the average-Joe incarcerated for life already (skim LiLo’s criminal record up to 2010, here).  Her honorable Judge Stephanie Sautner hopes that Lindsay’s time at both facilities will scare her straight.  Lohan’s lawyers continue requests for an appeal to the 120-day court sentence.  In the meantime, they may also request to postpone all community service until the appeal is officially approved or denied.  Hollywood lawyers are doing nothing to debunk the “money can buy you freedom” proverb.  Monday, LiLo taped a segment for the Jay Leno Show that should air later this week.  So, should Lindsay get off again?  What happened to the little girl in The Parent Trap?  “DAMN, AFRICA, WHAT HAPPENED?”

—Jake Hebert

Lindsay Lohan's face in 1998.

Lindsay Lohan's face in 1998.

This week Americans read these apparently important headlines: Boy Trapped in Flying Saucer, Kanye West is Not Dead and WTF is Up With Lindsay Lohan’s Face? I learned from pop culture this week that subjects such as a celebrity’s face deserve as much coverage as the President’s press conference on health care.

Many “news” Web sites (or tabloid sites and blogs, I should say) wrote articles and produced photo slide shows that compared an older photo to a newer photo of Lindsay Lohan’s face. They questioned her new appearance, simply asking readers, “What happened?” No actual news accompanied this story –she just looked a bit different, so these sites reported that.

I became rather curious as to what really happened, so I thoroughly studied‘s 12-photo slide show that featured Lohan’s face through the years. Here is what I found:

The solution is rather simple. She’s older, she wears a lot of make-up -everything from bronzer to a generous amount of eyeliner and eye shadow- and her weight fluctuates. Of course Lohan’s face looks different than it looked when she played the lead in The Parent Trap in 1998. (more…)