Posts Tagged ‘Katie Allyn’

Yahoo! Answers: Pregnant, Need Abortion Fish? Plz help.

Posted: December 18, 2009 by Katie in Uncategorized
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Let’s just hope this woman doesn’t actually reproduce. (more…)

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Twilight Robert Pattinson Kristin Stewart This is perhaps a more appropriate relationship for Bella and Edward. This image of Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart gives me great comfort and endless enjoyment.

Thank you, photoshop. You’ve done a great deed.

~Katie Allyn

mr. tStop procrastinatin’ fool! Odds are you should be studying for your psych exam, not browsing the internet. When you find yourself in such situations, simply go to

~Katie Allyn

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Screw Farmville. gives users an addictive game that’s as adorable as it is twisted. The game introduces five stuffed animals who inhabit The Asylum, a psychiatric clinic for abused cuddly toys. Users must cure the toys through treatments like dream analyses, music therapy, drugs, and even electro shock. Leave it to the Germans to come up with a game like this.

Dolly sheep from paraplueschDolly the Sheep

Dolly suffers from the delusion that she is a wolf or dog. Dr. Kindermann explains this may be a symptom of an inferiority complex. Occasionally her inner-wolf will literally burst out of her tummy. (more…)

Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds in The Best Little Whorehouse in TexasThis Thanksgiving, JERK’s thankful for The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, a musical starring dynamic duo Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds. Parton landed her ideal role: owner of the now famous Chicken Ranch brothel who falls in love with the town sheriff, Burt Reynolds. Here’s Burt and Dolly’s post-coital chanson: (more…)

Pootrap, “the magical poop collector,” essentially forces dogs to walk around with little plastic baggies blooming out of their backdoors. (more…)

wall This woman is at least 40 years old… Further proof that the elderly ¬†should not be on Facebook. No word yet on how her fiance feels about this.