Let’s just hope this woman doesn’t actually reproduce. (more…)
Posts Tagged ‘Katie Allyn’
Yahoo! Answers: Pregnant, Need Abortion Fish? Plz help.
Posted: December 18, 2009 by Katie in UncategorizedTags: abortion, Katie Allyn, Stupid, tuna, Yahoo! Answers
What NOT to Put on Your Family Christmas Card
Posted: December 16, 2009 by Katie in SAGE -- editor's picksTags: Christmas, dog fights, Dogs, family, Katie Allyn, pets
Best Miley Cyrus “Party in the USA” Cover
Posted: December 9, 2009 by Katie in SAGE -- editor's picksTags: covers, Katie Allyn, Miley Cyrus, YouTube
Twilight: Rpatz as Pippi Longstocking, Kristin Stewart as Grease Monkey
Posted: December 8, 2009 by Katie in SAGE -- editor's picksTags: Katie Allyn, Kristin Stewart, photoshop, Robert Pattinson, Twilight
Mr. T Helps You through Finals Week
Posted: December 7, 2009 by Katie in SAGE -- editor's picksTags: finals, homework, Katie Allyn, Mr. T, procrastination
Stop procrastinatin’ fool! Odds are you should be studying for your psych exam, not browsing the internet. When you find yourself in such situations, simply go to doihavetokickyourbutt.com.
Yahoo! Answers: Trade Sex for Video Games?
Posted: December 6, 2009 by Katie in VAULT -- archives, VICES -- sex, drugs & alcoholTags: Katie Allyn, video games, Yahoo! Answers
Best Online Game: Treat Psycho Toys at German Looney Bin
Posted: December 6, 2009 by Katie in SAGE -- editor's picksTags: drugs, electro shock, farmville, Katie Allyn, parapluesch, stuffed animals, weird games
Screw Farmville. Parapluesch.de gives users an addictive game that’s as adorable as it is twisted. The game introduces five stuffed animals who inhabit The Asylum, a psychiatric clinic for abused cuddly toys. Users must cure the toys through treatments like dream analyses, music therapy, drugs, and even electro shock. Leave it to the Germans to come up with a game like this.
Dolly suffers from the delusion that she is a wolf or dog. Dr. Kindermann explains this may be a symptom of an inferiority complex. Occasionally her inner-wolf will literally burst out of her tummy. (more…)
[VIDEO] JERK Thanks Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds for The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Posted: November 28, 2009 by Katie in SAGE -- editor's picksTags: Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, brothel, Burt Reynolds, cat food, Chicken Ranch, christopher miller, cybeeb, dance, Dolly Parton, Dom DeLuise, Friskies, journalism, Katie Allyn, musicals, Texas, whores, Zedd
This Thanksgiving, JERK’s thankful for The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, a musical starring dynamic duo Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds. Parton landed her ideal role: owner of the now famous Chicken Ranch brothel who falls in love with the town sheriff, Burt Reynolds. Here’s Burt and Dolly’s post-coital chanson: (more…)
[VIDEO] PooTrap: Cover Your Dog’s Poop Shoot
Posted: November 14, 2009 by Katie in VAULT -- archivesTags: david letterman, David Sedaris, Dogs, infomercials, Katie Allyn, piles of shit, pootrap, stadium pal, weird shit
Pootrap, “the magical poop collector,” essentially forces dogs to walk around with little plastic baggies blooming out of their backdoors. (more…)
Facebook Fail: Engaged Woman Publicly Invites Man into “Cave Between Her Legs”
Posted: November 11, 2009 by Katie in VICES -- sex, drugs & alcoholTags: facebook, FAIL, Katie Allyn, Stupid, weird shit
This woman is at least 40 years old… Further proof that the elderly should not be on Facebook. No word yet on how her fiance feels about this.