Yahoo! Answers: Pregnant, Need Abortion Fish? Plz help.

Let’s just hope this woman doesn’t actually reproduce.

What NOT to Put on Your Family Christmas Card

Best Miley Cyrus “Party in the USA” Cover

Twilight: Rpatz as Pippi Longstocking, Kristin Stewart as Grease Monkey

This is perhaps a more appropriate relationship for Bella and Edward. This image of Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart gives me great comfort and endless enjoyment.

Thank you, photoshop. You’ve done a great deed.

~Katie Allyn

Mr. T Helps You through Finals Week

Stop procrastinatin’ fool! Odds are you should be studying for your psych exam, not browsing the internet. When you find yourself in such situations, simply go to doihavetokickyourbutt.com.

~Katie Allyn

Yahoo! Answers: Trade Sex for Video Games?

Best Online Game: Treat Psycho Toys at German Looney Bin

Screw Farmville. Parapluesch.de gives users an addictive game that’s as adorable as it is twisted. The game introduces five stuffed animals who inhabit The Asylum, a psychiatric clinic for abused cuddly toys. Users must cure the toys through treatments like dream analyses, music therapy, drugs, and even electro shock. Leave it to the Germans to come up with a game like this.

Dolly the Sheep

Dolly suffers from the delusion that she is a wolf or dog. Dr. Kindermann explains this may be a symptom of an inferiority complex. Occasionally her inner-wolf will literally burst out of her tummy.