Jennifer Aniston Likes Guys with Freaky Tan Lines

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It is official. According to OK! magazine, Jennifer Aniston is ‘back on’ with badass boyfriend John Mayer. I am a huge fan of John’s music. I have all of his albums and could probably write out all of the lyrics in order of their number on every album…but I’m not sure how I feel about him and Jen getting back together. It’s like any old shitty relationship story. Girl loves boy, boy is a giant douchelord, boy cheats on girl, girl dumps boy, girl wants boy back, friends disapprove. We’ve all been there. At least I have about twice, and let me tell you: NOT A GOOD IDEA.

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What do you think? Would you take back a cheater, famous or not? Personally, I think that if this whole situation is true, Jen is making a big mistake. I believe in the old saying, “once a cheater, always a cheater.” Sorry John, I may be a fan of your music, but I’m not a fan of you. And Jen, I think you could have learned a thing or two from He’s Not That Into You, the movie you not only produced, but also starred in. Jen says she “just can’t resist” Mayer.

Let’s be serious, would you be able to resist that neon dick strap if you had to? The Good Girl star just can’t get enough of her bad boy and his butt floss. Maybe she’ll get the chance for revenge and cheat on him multiple times? I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Jen finds a good guy and stops falling for players!

~Julia Fuino

The Miserable Ex Encounter

Does seeing your ex at a party make you feel like Aniston when she sees this?

Hollywood is a small and twisted world. Angelina Jolie divorced Billy Bob Thorton to have six kids with Brad Pitt who left Jennifer Aniston who is now dating John Mayer who went out with Jessica Simpson who saved herself for marriage with Nick Lachey before dating Tony Romo which caused drama with his ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood who was rumored to have dated potentially gay Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford who Lindsay Lohan is now trying to get with since she’s not a lesbian anymore with Samantha Ronson.

Hollywood life may seem vastly different from life at Syracuse due to celeb’s $5,000 shopping sprees and constant stints in rehab, but when examined closer, the two worlds may have more in common than we think. Half the student population drives Mercedes SUVs, and the amount of girls throwing up on Marshall at 2am on a typical Thursday is basically equivalent to the number of plastic surgeries Pam Anderson has had.