My fellow esteemed Americans, we are doomed. Our illustrious socialist-marxist-communist-kenyan usurper of a president has doomed us all to a long hard fall down the slippery slope of socialism!
Pretty soon, we won’t be able to think for ourselves people. Thanks to offering a public option to a still private system, Obama is destroying American Private enterprise piece by piece. Soon, there will be a public option for Coke products, email services and car rental.
I predict that in ten years, Obama will have placed chips in every American’s head that will dictate to us every Sunday to fornicate, (more…)