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God doesn’t only hate gays. He also hates shellfish, mussels, shaved beards, and wearing fabrics of blended fibers (Leviticus). God Hates Shrimp was started by gay rights activists to remind God-fearing Christians they can’t ignore the parts of the Bible they find inconvenient. If it truly is the word of God, it’s time to crusade against Red Lobster, not just gay marriage.

god hates shrimp protestGod spells it out pretty clearly:

Leviticus 11:9-12:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. (more…)