Posts Tagged ‘george clooney’

Any news item that mentions sex parties and George Clooney in the same sentence sparks my interests.  It appears that Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi liked having his interests sparked a bit too much– and by girls under legal age.  The 74-year-old premier allegedly paid a 17-year-old girl known as “Ruby Heartstealer” for sex and then used his influence in an attempt to cover up the scandal.  American actor and ageless heartthrob George Clooney joins 135 other potential witnesses in a pool that a judge will choose from later this week.  Ruby claims she sighted Clooney and his Italian girlfriend at one of Berlusconi’s elaborate prior parties.  Clooney’s defensive rebuttal to the associated press reads, “It seems odd since I’ve only met Berlusconi once and that was in an attempt to get aid into Darfur.”

So the silver fox appears innocent and unassociated, for now.  This blogger assumes that he won’t even be bothered to testify.  It seems, this time, that Ruby Heartstealer has stolen a bit more than just the Prime Minister’s heart: she may walk away with a hefty settlement and her dignity.

-Jake Hebert

George Clooney is one good looking man, but he didn’t look too happy last night at the Oscars. Poor guy, someone throw him an academy award.

[via Jezebel, “Oscar the Grouch”]

~Krystie Yandoli, Blog Editor