Posts Tagged ‘farmville’

By this point in time, you’ve surely been acquainted with Apple’s new in devours in the female hygiene market with its latest in “game-changing” technology, the iPad. If you haven’t seen one yet, be sure to visit Apple’s website for images and videos. Or, if that’ too much work for you, grab a friend’s iPod Touch and look at it under a magnifying glass. Ta-da it’s the future! Yeah right. Go back into hibernation, Steve Jobs.

For us self-proclaimed Apple enthusiasts, there has been a lot of disappointment about the new iPad and Internet users have been quick to respond. From across the World Wide Web, I am proud to introduce you to the truth about the iPad, or, as many Twitter users like to refer to it, the “iTampon.”


Screw Farmville. gives users an addictive game that’s as adorable as it is twisted. The game introduces five stuffed animals who inhabit The Asylum, a psychiatric clinic for abused cuddly toys. Users must cure the toys through treatments like dream analyses, music therapy, drugs, and even electro shock. Leave it to the Germans to come up with a game like this.

Dolly sheep from paraplueschDolly the Sheep

Dolly suffers from the delusion that she is a wolf or dog. Dr. Kindermann explains this may be a symptom of an inferiority complex. Occasionally her inner-wolf will literally burst out of her tummy. (more…)