Posts Tagged ‘dumb quotes’

“Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It’s something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.”

-Steve Martin

Debating their internal differences of opinions...?

Debating their internal differences of opinions...?

“I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.”
-George H.W. Bush

“Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?”

-Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City

Do you have your date lined up for Saturday night yet?

Do you have your date lined up for Saturday night yet?

Some of us were born to write. Others, maybe not so much...

Some of us were born to write. Others, maybe not so much...

“Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.”
-Ivanka Trump

The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.
-Dwight Eisenhower

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Dwight D. Eisenhower

“In my mind, I’m probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.”

-Holden Caulfield, The Catcher in the Rye

 A book found on everyone's shelf.

Yogi Berra, former New York Yankee and famous for his "Yogi-isms" such as this one mentioned below.

Yogi Berra, former New York Yankee and famous for his "Yogi-isms" such as this one mentioned below.

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

-Yogi Berra