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Dancing With the Stars began its eleventh season last Monday. Though I wish I could comment on all the performances (no, not really), I’m only going to mention the ones that really stood out. First of all, Audrina Patridge did great. It’s really hard to hate the girl, even though we all want to because she’s gorgeous and has a body we can only dream about.

Anyway, The Situation’s performance was a huge letdown for me. I guess he has his reasons; he only had a few days to practice because of filming  Jersey Shore, which means he could be dealing with some sores in his pants.

As I was watching Brandy’s not-so-bad performance, I thought to myself, “How fucking awkward would it be if she and Kim Kardashian were in the same season?” Imagine: “Hey Brandy, did you catch my sex tape with your brother? Real hot. It’s why I’m here.”

Bristol Palin decided to take a stand against teen pregnancy. I really like Bristol, so I’m not going to say anything too awful, but seriously, the girl acts like she’s never seen a penis. That is all.

And then there’s this picture. It was Florence Henderson’s attempt at showing up the Situation’s washboard abs. Bad Mrs. Brady!

Florence Henderson Abs

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David Hasselhoff, if you don’t know by now, was the first contestant voted off, which is grand. What kind of guy refers to himself in the third person?

~Julia Fuino

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