Posts Tagged ‘DAFT – whack ass shit’

His name is Dave Hockey. He’s a filmmaker from Canada. He wanted to make a documentary. While conducting research for it, he met and fell for one of the documentary’s subjects. Her name is Bianca. She’s a doll. No, really, she is an actual doll.

Hockey wanted to explore the world of adult dolls, and so he delved into the community for a first-hand experience. He figured the best way to penetrate the oft-misunderstood world of doll companionship would be to get himself a silicone-filled friend. What he didn’t anticipate was how attached he would get to the lovely Bianca.  They have gone on several road trips together, and have had what I imagine to be many animated and lively conversations. I wish the two the best of luck in their relationship. As Hockey says, “Dolls can fill a void in people’s lives.” I hope she is filling his voids for he is certainly filling hers.

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/31/filmmaker-learns-joys-of-life-size-dolls-as-alternative-soul-mat/

Lady Gaga’s new video “Bad Romance” is ridiculous. I honestly couldn’t have expected anything less, especially since her crazies at the VMAs.

Was there a marketing and PR (don’t forget her costume designers) meeting early in her career when someone said, “Let’s make you as absurd as we possibly can?”  She seems to be popular enough, but I don’t know if its even remotely safe for the mental well being of little kids to watch her music videos.

[via Daily Mail]

~Beckett Noyes

Here’s a shocker…writers make mistakes, or in this case, unintentional faux pas. Considering the 70 year history of Batman, something like this panel doesn’t seem too out of line given the thousands of words that have been written on the Dark Knight.

Having a sidekick means you’re going to come into physical contact with him (or her), but within the context of every other superhero in the scene being concerned over a women, this comes across as curiously homoerotic.

File this under unintentionally hilarious.

[via yesbutnobutyes]

~Beckett Noyes

Feel free to pee into it, but for the love of any higher power of your choosing please just don’t relieve yourself while waist deep in the water.  If you do this, you may receive a visit from the Candiru fish.

This little guy has the nasty habit of seeking out other fish by the presence of excreted ammonia and urea, then burrowing into the gills using sharp barbs and drinking off the fish’s blood.  If you couldn’t piece this together already, urine contains exactly what attracts the Candiru and the urethra is an amazingly accessible space for it to occupy.  

Ladies and gentlemen, you have been warned.

[via Cracked]

~Beckett Noyes

I’m sorry, but no amount of fancy calligraphy is going to make the words “Cum Slutt” acceptable to have anywhere on your body (or, does the extra ‘T” make it fancier?).  I guess we should just think of it as her personal public service announcement.

Please don't partake in any activity of this kind, EVER.

Please don't partake in any activity of this kind, EVER.

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If crab fishing in the Bering Sea wasn’t dangerous enough, and you like to be suspended high in the air with 500,000 volts of electricity flowing over your body, here’s the greatest job in the world. There’s a lot of jobs that many people have probably never heard of, and high voltage power line maintenance is one of them.

Sure you’re wearing a suit that creates a Faraday cage around your body so you don’t get vaporized, but the fact that vaporization is a risk should be a red flag.   (more…)

Liu Bolin is a human chameleon.  Spending “up to 10 hours at a time,” he literally paints himself and stands in the scene (avert eyes to front “Right” tire) of his photographs. There is no trick photography or photo shopping here, just one man’s uncanny eye for detail.  I bet he does some decent face painting at parties. (more…)

We’ve got a short one for you this week. Happy Spring Break.

Children Play Kick the Flaming Ball

Police respond, win in over time. Rematch is pending.

Getting By on $400,000

“Augustine Fou and his wife have 2 big Manhattan salaries, but they also have 2 children, a posh but small apartment and fixed costs that won’t go away. Now they’re cutting spending, just in case one of them loses a job in the economic downturn. Here’s a look at where their money goes.”

Twist answer: the poor. No, just kidding, it goes to keeping them filthy rich. Thanks, MSN!

And because I couldn’t find any good animal stories, here’s a video about robots. “And this robot is designed to destroy all humans-I mean, lift heavy things. It lifts things.”

~ Kyle Adams