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Master Cleanse, Master Shit

Posted: April 11, 2009 by Cindia G. Leonard in Uncategorized
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A couple of weeks ago a close friend of mine decided that we should do a master cleanse together.  This decision came after we had shamelessly gone to a chinese buffet twice in one week.  Now what I love about my friend, and admire in myself,  is the fact that he and I aren’t afraid of eating really big.


Here are just a few ingredients you'll need for the cleanse, like laxative tea.

For those who don’t know, the master cleanse is a kind of fast you go on for 10 to 40 days.  You eat and drink nothing except for this strange lemonade.  The ingredients in this lemonade include cayenne pepper and maple syrup.  Doing the diet isn’t too complicated, if you don’t count the laxative tea and giving yourself enemas by drinking gallons of warm salt water. (more…)