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JERKcast episode 4 is available for stream directly from jerkmagazine.net or you can listen/download here!

In this week’s JERKcast we learn that Lakota just can’t seem to stay out of trouble when she talks about the late night problems on Marshall street. It seems that violence follows the cast everywhere when Julia claims to have heard gun shots outside her house. Maybe it’s because Syracuse is on the top 10 list of party schools and even townies want to get in on that – it might take Charlie awhile to get there since he still doesn’t know his way around. The cast moves on to politics and gives a run down about the voting registration in the quad, different ways people are keeping up with all the info, and the presidential candidates. The cast seems to love Dogs Against Romney and would never strap a dog to the roof of their car. Paige shares some cool info about politics from her Canadian home and her obsession with maple syrup. Who knew it would taste good in coffee?

We record Monday nights, so make sure to get your fan mail, hate mail, stories, suggestions, corrections, and all that good stuff sent to us by then – podcast@jerkmagazine.net

Executive Producer: Charlie Ecenbarger
Hosts: Lakota Sky Gambill, Julia Fuino, Paige Schell & Charlie Ecenbarger
Audio Producer/Editor: Victoria Kezra
Producers: Chelsey Perry, Victoria Kezra, Julia Fuino, Melissa Nawojski
Show Recap: Melissa Nawokski

What’s With Justin Bieber?

Posted: May 7, 2010 by KatieGartonDesir in Uncategorized
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I must be the only one left in the world who doesn’t know why Justin Bieber is such a big deal. My friends who have graduated are obsessed, the twitter world is obsessed (every minute there are about 285 mentions of him on Twitter — yes, I timed it), and he’s all over the radio and BET (the latter confuses me).

So let’s examine his fine qualities. He is a 16-year-old singer from –ehem– Canada, and he sounds like a girl. *Editor’s note: Bieber is also apparently a moron, as he does not know what the word “German” means. See video below.*

When I first heard one of his songs on the radio, it felt like my ears were bleeding. I seriously thought he was a little girl. This made me wonder what is really going on here. If I thought it was a girl, then I’m thinking others thought he was a girl too. And he’s singing about girls…so basically it’s girl-on-girl action.

And then I begin to wonder…what is his voice going to sound like when he hits puberty full on? I hope he sounds horrible. I know that’s harsh, but he’s getting so much money now that I think his bank account can handle a hit like that.

With all that aside, I am open to your explanations of why he’s so “hot” (please read in a valley girl voice). And despite all of my negativity toward him, I do wish him the best of luck….I guess. I wish I were famous too.