Posts Tagged ‘blow up doll’

What would you do to have sex with your favorite celebrity? Go to all of their shows and try to hopelessly stand out for recognition? Stalk every internet space they exist on? Find out their contact information (don’t know how but I’m sure it possible) and give them a ring? Well now you don’t need to do ANY of that! You can buy your favorite celebrity from Pipedream Products in blow up doll form.

Hannah Montana starlet, and hardly 18 year old, Miley Cyrus has had a sex doll created that more than “resembles” her. And in my opinion it looks way to creepily real. I never really got the whole, blow up doll thing, although I do not have something to put in one either.

“Finally Miley, or “Mylie”, complete with “3 achy love holes” sold out in less than 48 hours of being put out on the market. You can purchase “Finally Mylie” for less than $30 on Amazon and even less on Ebay (although I wouldn’t trust how  “new” it is on there…ew). Other dolls in the “Super Star Series” include J Lo, Jessica Simpson and Pamela Anderson (well, duh). I think our society needs to take a chill pill. For reals.

-Alicia Aiello

If you are up for the challenge, and you want some free pornography and pot, you could always get trapped in a mine in Chile for 69 days. I am sure you’ve heard about the 33 miners trapped 2,050 feet beneath rock back in August. The traumatic event really was no laughing matter, and the men survived a despite the lack of food, living space, and oxygen. Thankfully, all 33 men survived and were rescued by a steel capsule. They were medically treated and reunited with friends and family after the traumatic experience. Although the men are now seen as heroes by most, they are just like you and me.