Posts Tagged ‘Australia’

Puck yes.

For everyone out there who caught the one season genius of “Summer Heights High” and wished for more, here it is.

Australian comedian Chris Lilley is at it again with a new comedy show called “Angry Boys.” It looks about as tasteless and hilarious as “Summer Heights High” with Lilley once again playing all the main roles. Could this possibly be even more offensive then “Summer Heights High”? Well, “Summer Heights High” had Lilley playing a Polynesian teenager, a very flamboyant man, and a girl. “Angry Boys” has him playing a mentally challenged kid and a mentally challenged woman. You decide.

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-Ian Phillips

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Oh my...naked.

Oh my...naked.

In Sydney, Australia a photo shoot was taken at the Sydney Opera House, using 5,200 people. Now this may not sound out of the ordinary, but the fact that those 5,200 people were posing in their birthday suits is.

Yes, that’s right…they were all naked! What’s even odder is that the photographer, Spencer Tunick, specializes in doing these “nude group photos in public spaces.” According to msnbc.com he had these people posing in different positions, outside, for over an hour. A little kinky if you ask me.

I’m sure his work is great, considering he is known for it, but the idea of asking 5,200 people to strip down so that they can all stand together and have pictures taken in a public area, is just beyond me. I know it’s supposed to be “art” and everything, but sorry Tunick, I don’t get the point. To each his own I guess.

~Brooke Belke

There Will be Honey

Posted: March 20, 2009 by Kyle Adams in VAULT -- archives
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News.com.au reports the curious case of Donald Robert Alcock of Tenterfield, Australia, a beekeeper struggling to make ends meet. And when I say “struggling to make ends meet,” I mean murdering his rival to steal his honey.

honey

Not this honey.


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The Daily Telegraph of Sydney reports that two “warring” witnesses in the trial of a man charged with shooting a businessman in December 2006 crashed their vehicles into a house in Edgeworth.

After parking his Nissan 4WD in the living room of Mr. and Mrs. Beattie, the unnamed 24-year-old left his vehicle to continue fighting the driver of the Subaru WRX, who landed on the front lawn.

In Australia they only have one expression for "silly cat ate the cereal again…" and  "Jesus Christ, a car crashed through our fucking house!"

In Australia they only have one expression for "silly cat ate the cereal again…" and "Jesus Christ, a car crashed through our fucking house!"

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Jerk down under

Posted: March 2, 2008 by jerkmag in VAULT -- archives
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Greetings from down under!!!

My name is Allison and I am currently located in Wollongong, Australia, which is about an hour south of Sydney!

Wollongong is a smaller city than Sydney. Instead of living off campus in an apartment with other Americans, I am living in a dorm with other Australians. Living with Australians is so much fun and also extremely helpful when getting used to the area as well as the crazy lingo that they have here. Coming here, I was very happy knowing that I was going somewhere that they spoke English, but little did I know that I would be completely clueless when being spoken to because of all the slang and different words that they use.

Land Down Under

First of all, everything that the say is shortened – “maccas” is McDonald’s, “brekkie” is breakfast, “mozzies” are mosquitoes, and “cigi” is cigarette, just to name a few. When we go out to dinner it gets pretty bad. I have to ask for capsicum if I want peppers, musli when I want granola, tomato sauce when I want ketchup, and goon when I want wine.

If I’m somewhere sketchy they call it “dodgy,” my friends here are my “mates,” we go to “pubs” and not bars and they say “how are you going” instead of how are you doing.
When I’m getting ready to go to the beach I now put on my thongs and swimmers rather than my flip flops and bathing suit and I now have “heaps” of fun instead of “a lot” of fun. I never would’ve thought that I would be dropping out of my writing class because I was afraid of the language barrier!

Besides that, the experience has been amazing so far and I can’t wait for what Australia has to offer. Stay tuned for next week after my adventure into Sydney for the gay and lesbian Mardi Gras!! Until then, cheers mates!

~Allison Marco