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“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” -Ernest Hemingway

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Words O’ Wisdom: Super Bowl Edition

Posted: February 4, 2013 by jerkmagblog in WORDS O' WISDOM
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“The truth is the Super Bowl long ago became more than just a football game. It’s part of our culture like turkey at Thanksgiving and lights at Christmas, and like those holidays beyond their meaning, a factor in our economy.”

-Bob Schieffer

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”

 

The scariest moment is always just before you start.”

Stephen King

Words O’Wisdom: Ellen Degeneres Edition

Posted: October 17, 2012 by jerkmagblog in WORDS O' WISDOM
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.

– Ellen DeGeneres.

Words O’ Wisdom: Steve Martin Edition

Posted: October 5, 2012 by jerkmagblog in WORDS O' WISDOM
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“Be so good they can’t ignore you.”

~Steve Martin

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible,”

~Walt Disney