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“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” -Ernest Hemingway

Words O’ Wisdom: Super Bowl Edition

Posted: February 4, 2013 by jerkmagblog in WORDS O' WISDOM
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“The truth is the Super Bowl long ago became more than just a football game. It’s part of our culture like turkey at Thanksgiving and lights at Christmas, and like those holidays beyond their meaning, a factor in our economy.”

-Bob Schieffer

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”

 

The scariest moment is always just before you start.”

Stephen King

Words O’Wisdom: Ellen Degeneres Edition

Posted: October 17, 2012 by jerkmagblog in WORDS O' WISDOM
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.

– Ellen DeGeneres.

Words O’ Wisdom: Steve Martin Edition

Posted: October 5, 2012 by jerkmagblog in WORDS O' WISDOM
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“Be so good they can’t ignore you.”

~Steve Martin

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible,”

~Walt Disney

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have. 

“Simplicity is the key to brilliance.”

-Shannon Hazlitt

Hey Jerks! I’m Shannon Hazlitt. I started blogging for Jerk over the summer when I wasn’t busy serving wine slushies at my other job (I know, you’re jealous). I love stumbling upon good stuff on the internet and little nuggets of knowledge from people smarter than me, so hopefully you will be enlightened if you check out my work in Words O’ Wisdom and Stumbled. For now, here is a little bit about me

Year and Major: I’m a sophomore magazine major unfortunately graduating early in 2014 (Who doesn’t want to stay at Cuse?)

Hometown: I’m from Hector, N.Y. near Ithaca, where there are shirts that literally say “Where the Hector are We?”

Most Embarrassing Moment: I have too many to choose from.

The Biggest Lie I’ve Gotten Away With: I’m still getting away with it.

Feel free to check me out on Twitter @ShanHazlitt and contact with me any suggestions on my work. I promise I can take some criticism and I love hearing from my fellow Jerks. Peace.

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