Are you kidding me? For this week’s post I should just submit this picture and be done with it. Yes, I write about technology, and yes, this is definitely (kinda)technology. It’s the HotTug. A hot tub and a tug boat. The HotTug. What is it? Exactly what you think it is. Exactly what you want it to be. It’s a tug boat which can seat 6-8 people. It’s also a freakin’ hot tub. The boat fills up and heats the water. So while you’re tugging around in your lake, maybe getting a tug of your own, you’re in hot tub, staying warm. If you want to stay dry and keep tugging, just drain the water.
This thing is seriously awesome. It’s made out of wood, with a layer of “glass fiber reinforced polyester.” The HotTug measures 95” x 150” x 44”. It’s equipped with a stainless steel stove which heats the water to the temperature in just about three hours.
You want this bad boy for yourself? Take a break from school, take that tuition money of yours, and pay up $20,650 to have one delivered to your doorstep. That’s right, twenty grand. Call me when you get it.
– Can Cakmak