Bachmann Sucks. Santorum Sucks. Who Else?

Posted: November 16, 2011 by jerkmag in RANT -- politics
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Oh yeah, that’s right, Rick Perry sucks too, and he just proved it spectacularly. I was trying to actually avoid dealing with this particular debacle, but Perry’s royal screw up is kind of like when you’re throwing a college party and ‘that guy’ no one knows gets so drunk and sick he can’t remember where his own house is. When you’re a political blogger, you just can’t ignore something like this.

It's kind of like that, but with a leftist spin.

So, what’s to be said about the Rick Perry brain fart? For one, it shows that almost none of the GOP candidates seem to have thought of a political position that goes any further than “we need to cut big guberment!” Seriously, cutting, that’s all they’ve got going for them. Bachmann wants to repeal the EPA; Cain, when not being accused of some nefarious sexual misdeed, wants to ‘cut’ all taxes down to 9 percent; and Rick Perry seems to have already cut the connections to and from his own prefrontal cortex. For those of you who haven’t witnessed this clusterfuck yet, I’ll let you guys take a look at this mess for yourself.

This brilliant ‘Oops’ statement from Rick Perry was then followed up on by the mediator who stated word-for-word, this. Wow, finally some refreshingly bold, cutting-edge commentary from these debates. Yeah, it’s over guys; I’m with Jon Stewart on this one. Next year it’s going to be Obama vs. Romney in the race to the White House. After this monumental stupidity, I’ve got to go lay down.

-Alex Perez

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  1. […] fresh off the great Rick Perry “Oops” debacle, we have Herman Cain with his own ridiculous political blunder. For those of you who don’t know […]

  2. No says:

    Ron Paul 2012

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