Dear Occupy Oakland Douchebags, Knock It Off!

Posted: November 6, 2011 by jerkmag in RANT -- politics
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I’d just like to preface this with a statement: I do not begrudge the Occupy Oakland movement as a whole. This address is strictly to the dumbasses that seem to think that smashing windows and spraying graffiti is a good way to make progress. I’ll put it to you all quite simply: you are deluded, violent criminals and are no better than those we fight against. You are all traitors to the cause. Shit like this has absolutely no place in these protests. All you are doing when you act violently is give the entire movement a bad name and grant sympathy to the institution we are fighting against.

Great job, douchebag; you sure showed them.

This movement is about something far greater than your petty desire to break and paint shit. The entire Occupy movement has a fragile enough peace with the authorities doing everything in their power to shut down the movement. You just gave them the pretense they need to slam us all and lump us in with you. So, what you did makes me draw one of two conclusions.

The first conclusion is that you are all extreme left-wing misguided ignorant people looking for an excuse to break shit. Second is that you actually don’t actually care about the movement and you want to vandalize buildings because you couldn’t stop wetting the bed after age 13. This type of vandalism reeks of petty ignorance and blind hatred. Oh, and while we’re on the subject–communists? Please, knock it off. The Occupy movement is about social justice, not trying to breath life into a political ideal that died after the Cold War. Again, your just giving Fox News more ammo, and really, it doesn’t help.

Not gonna happen "comrade," so deal with it.

I’ll just end this by saying Occupy Oakland is NOT the face of the Occupy movement. The movement calls for change and social justice, not mindless violence or the complete overthrow of the capitalistic system. It is a noble cause. This is not Occupy.

Agreed. Suck it, you traitors.

-Alex Perez
  1. xellent says:

    I believe those vandalism were done by OWS imposters trying to make the protesters look bad.

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