Spay-On Condoms for the Not-So-Endowed

Posted: October 11, 2011 by jerkmag in VAULT -- archives
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Jan Vinzenz Krause, a German inventor, has solved every man’s issue with condom wrappers. Why spoil the mood unwrapping the thing when you can simply spray it on? Well, I’ll tell you right now, because it’s freakin’ weird. But, I’ll provide the information anyway. It’s especially handy for the not-so-endowed men we unfortunately might run into at frat parties, so they should pay close attention.

You don’t have to feel embarrassed when buying the smaller-sized condoms at the drug store, because the spray is, essentially, ‘one size fits all.’ If you are well endowed, however, and want to brag about it, then you can continue buying your magnum condoms.

So how does it work? The man puts his “friend” in a chamber, presses a button, and liquid latex is sprayed onto him. It takes 20 seconds now, but Krause is working on a way to make it only 10 seconds. Personally, I think it would just be a major turn-off if a guy rolls over and sticks his penis in something that’s not you…but, whatever floats your boat. Either you waste time ripping a wrapper, or waste about ten seconds sticking your dick in a colorful rubber chamber; it’s up to you.

Anyway, it comes off as a regular condom would, just roll it off. I guess there’s only one real question left to ask here–is the kid who would actually use this even getting laid?

-Julia Fuino


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