$55,000 for a Dirty Bum

Posted: September 27, 2011 by jerkmag in VAULT -- archives
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One of the things that has shocked my friends back home the most about life in ‘Cuse, aside from the fact that no one on the East Coast uses the acronym DGAF (Don’t Give a Fuck), is the oddity that there are zero toilet seat covers on the SU campus, let alone in the city of Syracuse.

After talking with some girls on my floor about it, it seemed as though I was the only one who finds this lack of bathroom hygiene a bit weird. So I pose this question: Is not providing toilet seat covers strange, or am I just being a snarky bitch who can’t handle swatting or laying down toilet paper for the next four years?

If you are like me, though, you’ll be pleased to know that the Starbucks on Marshall St. has seat covers and all you need to do is a buy a cup of coffee to use it! Minus points for SU, +1 for Starbucks.

-Fresh Meat

  1. Freshman Boy says:

    You look super hot in that drawing… where can i get your digits????

  2. […] Advantages & Disadvantages 1. You don’t have to clean the bathroom. 2. You have to share the bathroom with several other girls. 3. Elevators. 4. No kitchen. […]

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