Bling For His Thing

Posted: September 18, 2011 by jerkmag in POP - pop culture
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So we know there’s such a thing as “VaJazzle,” which is the brand that’s given women everywhere the power to add crystals to their lady parts. But now, the makers of “VaJazzle” have announced the “PeJazzle”. Why? Because obviously some guy’s girlfriend told him that she’d really love it if his thing had some bling.

First of all, if she’s suggesting any kind of “add-on” to whatever the hell you’ve got going on down there, either consider male enhancements or a new girlfriend–not Swarovski Crystals. Please, don’t think this is ok. Please, don’t think about it or look it up. I’m giving you all the information you need to know. There is no need to research any further. It exists. It’s out there. And it shouldn’t be coming to a penis near you (unless you roll that way.)

Since we’re on the subject: here’s a map of the world statistically depicting the average male sex organ per country. And yes, Canada is beating the States.

-Julia Fuino

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