Meet the Jerk Bloggers: Fresh Meat

Posted: September 13, 2011 by jerkmag in VAULT -- archives
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Fresh Meat is here to blog all about her freshman year. But there’s a catch: it’s all anonymous. Think you can uncover Fresh Meat’s true identity? You’ll just have to keep on reading…

Name: Fresh Meat

Year: Freshman

Major: It’s a secret.

Hometown: Figure it out.

Three Celebrities I Love: Drew Barrymore, Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg

One Lie I Got Away With: I don’t lie.

Random Fact: I’ve never blogged before.

Illustration by Dan Blaushild

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Comments
  1. EgoSmasher says:

    Spoooooky! It’s Michael Jordan’s busted daughter that’s awkwardly normal, freakishly wealthy, and surprisingly uninteresting. Boooooo

  2. […] the douchebag, who thinks I’m Michael Jordan’s daughter, I’m […]

  3. Freshman Boy says:

    That’s one sexy cartoon<333
    I wonder if she actually looks like that

  4. […] confidence and swag because we’ll be out of here in less than 10 months. 5. Yelling “FRESHMAAAAAAAAAN” from the top of our lungs, every day, every time and everywhere. 6. Living off campus. 7. […]

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