The “Bachelorette” Reminiscent of SU Undateables

Posted: June 25, 2011 by jerkmag in POP - pop culture
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Ashley Hebert is having some issues finding love this season on the “Bachelorette,” as she is still caught up on a man who left the show because he A. wasn’t into her, and B. only wanted his 15 minutes of fame before finally calling it quits. So why is she still hung up on this guy when she has more than a handful of sexy bachelors fighting for her attention? Well, because bad boy Bentley gave her a “dot dot dot” as he left the show, which only got the girl’s hopes up.

So now, we have a bachelorette who has her pick at some of the best looking guys the show has ever seen, but is still in “love” with a guy who could not give two shits about her. After seeing this story unfold, I was reminded of the many Bentley-esque bros we have on our campus. One can typically find them wearing Greek letters and backwards hats. The only difference between Bentley and our bros though, is that Bentley was tall, built and good looking. Ladies, when was the last time you saw a guy on our campus that was tall and had the good looks to match, or even just tall?

I am a small little lady myself, standing at a whopping five-foot-one, so it should not be hard finding a man to look up at. I have actually never encountered such a difficulty in my life. That is, until I came to school at Syracuse University. Anyway, we, for some reason, get ourselves involved with douche-bags who we know will break our hearts, and we get so caught up in that drama that we miss what is right in front of us just like Ashley Hebert.

For any of you who watch the show, let me know who your favorite contestant is. I’ll tell you right now, I am a HUGE JP fan. He is sweet, sincere, sexy and successful. The four S’s that make a man a man. Kudos if you can find one on this campus!

-Julia Fuino

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