Lindsay Lohan In Court Again

Posted: June 24, 2011 by jerkmag in POP - pop culture
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Since Charlie Sheen’s “winning” streak has been put to an end, Lindsay Lohan figured it was her time to shine; this time, most likely in orange. Oh wait, she has done that already hasn’t she? Yesterday morning, Lohan was sent back to court for a 10 a.m. hearing on her latest probation violation in which she failed a court-ordered alcohol test this week. Just to refresh your memory, her probation was put in place because of a 2007 DUI conviction. Aside from the pathetic aspect of it all, she was just 35 days away from finishing her house arrest sentence.

The only thing worse than having to hear about the trials of Lindsay Lohan time and time again, is having to hear all about her fashion choices while appearing in court. For some reason, the media is seriously under the impression that the topic of “what Lindsay wore to court” is worthy of discussion. They will start off by saying something very informative like “Lindsay is in court again today for…’ followed by something like this:

‘Wearing a blue button-down shirt and dark trousers, she covered her face with sunglasses and tied her blonde hair back in a ponytail.”

Well let me tell YOU media, you would not be able to fathom the immensity of the F-word that I do not give when it comes to this poor decision making slob-kabob, and talking about her outfits of choice will by no means help the situation. Lindsay needs to be sent away for longer than just a few days. This girl needs help, not third and fourth chances. Clearly, she can’t make proper decisions for herself, as the amount of times she has appeared in court can be counted on two hands.

Her words on jail: “It’s a scary place that I don’t wish on anyone.”

My words on her words: Because you would rather have it all to yourself.

-Julia Fuino

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