She just bein’ Miley

Posted: April 10, 2011 by jerkmag in VAULT -- archives, VICES -- sex, drugs & alcohol
Tags: , , ,

What would you do to have sex with your favorite celebrity? Go to all of their shows and try to hopelessly stand out for recognition? Stalk every internet space they exist on? Find out their contact information (don’t know how but I’m sure it possible) and give them a ring? Well now you don’t need to do ANY of that! You can buy your favorite celebrity from Pipedream Products in blow up doll form.

Hannah Montana starlet, and hardly 18 year old, Miley Cyrus has had a sex doll created that more than “resembles” her. And in my opinion it looks way to creepily real. I never really got the whole, blow up doll thing, although I do not have something to put in one either.

“Finally Miley, or “Mylie”, complete with “3 achy love holes” sold out in less than 48 hours of being put out on the market. You can purchase “Finally Mylie” for less than $30 on Amazon and even less on Ebay (although I wouldn’t trust how  “new” it is on there…ew). Other dolls in the “Super Star Series” include J Lo, Jessica Simpson and Pamela Anderson (well, duh). I think our society needs to take a chill pill. For reals.

-Alicia Aiello


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s