New Chip Clips Relieve Pain! Introducing: WunderClip

Posted: March 21, 2011 by jerkmag in VAULT -- archives
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So remember the intense pain you felt when you were younger and you would accidentally pinch your hand with the chip clip? Well guess what! Now you can PAY for a chip clip to purposely clip your hand! The WunderClip is this great new innovation where you basically stick a chip clip (well, it has a little more design to it) in that weird-feeling place between your thumb and pointer finger to “relieve pressure, arthritis, migraine headaches” and a whole plethora of ailments.

You want to know why you no longer have pain in other areas? Because you’ll be focused on the odd feeling of this clip on your hand.

I don’t know about you, but any time something pinches my hand or puts pressure in that awkward area, the experience is anything but pleasurable and creates pain rather than relieves it.

In case you couldn’t figure out this useless product, these are the instructions from WunderClip.com.

“Find that point back near the juncture of the index finger and thumb which gives you a “funny bone” feeling or is sensitive, tender or sore. Yes, it may feel slightly uncomfortable but that is necessary to trigger the healing response.” How about no.

And if you are pregnant, don’t think of purchasing the WunderClip. It may cause you to pee yourself (NOT kidding) or if you have high blood pressure (duh, because of the odd pain this little device causes, but wasn’t it suppose to relieve stress?). If you believe that sticking a chip clip on your hand will relieve your pain and agony you can buy it for the low price of $9.24 (what an awkward number) plus shipping and handling. Or I suggest going to a dollar store and grabbing a 3 pack of chip clips in case you need to stick one on your hand in public or while driving.

-Alicia Aiello

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