Why Do Men Love Crazy Women?

Posted: February 22, 2011 by jerkmagblog in VICES -- sex, drugs & alcohol, WATCH -- TV
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Meet Michelle Money. (Yes, her last name really is Money). Michelle is just another hopeless romantic on this season of “The Bachelor.” But unlike most of the other contestants (minus the chick with the fangs), she is borderline insane.

On numerous occasions, Michelle has pulled Bachelor Brad Womack aside, and whipped out her claws. She’s possessive for only knowing the guy for less than two weeks, and talks as if though he is, for lack of a better term, her bitch. “From now on, no talking.” She definitely wears the pants in this not-so-existent relationship. This seems to be a trend with “The Bachelor” since last year when Jake Pavelka chose ‘Psycho Bitch Barbie’ Vienna Girardi over the other wholesome, normal contestants. Aside from the Bachelor, it seems like men in real life gravitate toward the crazies, and I don’t know about you, but I’m curious as to why that is. What about ‘pants wearing’ women do men find attractive? I’ve asked a few men on campus to get their opinions.

Joe, Sophomore:

“I guess I want a girl to take control. If she’s crazy in person she’s gotta be crazy in bed too right?”

Craig, Junior:

“I think Angelina Jolie wears the pants, and she’s sexy. I want a Tomb Raider kind of girl.”

Matt, Junior:

“I want a girl that can make her own decisions.”

I’m not going to point any fingers, but let’s play the game: “Guess which answer belongs to the frat brother.” I mean…what?

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