Rubber Ducky Your the One! You Make Bath Time so Much Fun!

Posted: February 20, 2011 by jerkmag in VICES -- sex, drugs & alcohol
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Something to make bath time more fun

Now there’s something else out there that might make bath time lots of fun:“Bath salts.” These aren’t the typical bath salts that you might think of but are instead a new drug. “Ivory Wave” is one of the names this new drug is being secretly marketed under.

According to, “These so-called bath salts contain ingredients that are nothing more than legally sanctioned narcotics. They are being sold cheaply to all comers, with no questions asked, at store counters around the country.”

These “powdered stimulants” are sold online, in some gas stations and in certain head shops. They include ingredients that create highs similar to cocaine and ecstasy. The drug comes in small packets and typically costs 20 dollars a pop. “The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has not approved them for human consumption, but they have not been banned by the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA),“ said an article on

Various states are making motions to ban them but as of now there hasn’t been a huge change.

Imagine if you took a bath with bath salts on “bath salts.” What a crazy experience that’d be! I, however, do not condone this. I like my bath salts smelling like roses and including nothing but soap.

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