Hey there, kiddos. My name is Jake Hebert and I will be dishing out your weekly dose of celebrity Stalk. Pop-culture news, hookups, breakups, blowups… I will be keeping you informed. I am polite, with a bit of bite. Want moar? I will oblige:
Hometown: Boston, Massachusetts. Don’t pahk the cah in Hahved yahd.
Favorite breakfast cereal: Nice day? Kashi. Naughty day? Reese’s Puffs.
One lie I got away with: “It’s my birthday today.”
Two things on my bucket list: Meet Britney Spears, Return to London.
Three celebrities I love: Britney, Jake Gyllenhaal, Betty White
If you’re a tweep, follow me on twitter! @JakePrescott