Earlier this week, the New England Patriots traded an unhappy Randy Moss to the Minnesota Vikings. In return, the Patriots will receive the Vikings third round draft pick next year. Some saw this as a suicidal move for the Patriots, but I think it’s really a suicidal move for…Brett Favre.
The guy is famous for a couple of reasons. He’s a great football player, for sure. He’s also been in and out of retirement as many times as Lindsay Lohan’s been in and out of rehab. Randy’s move to the Vikings means Favre should keep playing, at least until he drops dead on the field when the Vikings start doing well.
Typical football players retire around 35. Favre was born in 1969. You know what happened in 1969? We landed on the moon.
Randy Moss, you have effectively sentenced Brett Favre to death. I hope you’re happy.