Jamie Oliver Screws Up A Baby, At Least It’s Skinny!

Posted: October 5, 2010 by jerkmag in CRISP -- health
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Jamie Oliver Baby

When I studied abroad in London, my professor raved about Jamie Oliver. This handsome bloke can throw down in the kitchen, and is known for eating a lot of natural and healthy foods. His mission is to de-chubify America and the UK, which is awesome, but is probably going to take a lot more than promoting fertilizers and hoes (this kind of hoe). He is a G in the kitchen. Unfortunately, he does not deserve G-status in the nursery. Maybe Jamie needs to put down the cookbooks and pick up a baby book. I’m no mother, but holding a baby human like that can’t be healthy.

~Alicia Smith

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