Mich. State Student Caught with 79 Pairs of Underwear

Posted: April 21, 2010 by jerkmagblog in SAGE -- editor's picks
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According to The Huffington Post, a 19-year-old Michigan State University student faces possible charges after being caught by police with 79 pairs of stolen underwear, each and every one of them being thongs.

One can’t help but wonder the reasons behind this fetish—a lack of exposure to thongs on the regular, perhaps? Said student told the police that it was simply a prank and does not have any kind of sex addiction.

Maybe this poor schmuck doesn’t have a sex addiction, but creeping in laundry rooms and stealing up to 15 pairs of panties at a time is definitely twisted.

By the way dude, you can have all my thongs, I’m in the market for some new underwear anyway.

~Krystie Yandoli, Blog Editor

Comments
  1. robert bloomer says:

    Krystie, i would pay for you old thongs! and even shop and get you some new ones, if you would just let me have those tastey old ones. i bet you wore them in good….

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