Newlyweds Spend First Night in Jail

Posted: March 11, 2010 by jerkmagblog in Uncategorized
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Weddings are an exciting time for the bride and groom; a big ceremony, a party, and the anticipation of the wedding night. When most people fantasize about this experience a jail cell is usually not involved.

For two newlyweds in Massachusetts, their first night together was less than ideal. In fact, they did not technically spend the night together, because they were in separate jail cells. The bride had tried to run over her husband’s “old flame” and the woman’s son in a parking lot.

Apparently this bride was not very confident in the fact that she had just gotten married. To most people it would seem as though she had “won” and that this “old flame” should not have mattered, but I guess this bride wasn’t happy with a piece of paper saying that her husband was hers. Trying to kill someone over it certainly proves her point, in a crazy, psycho kind of way.

The bride was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. The groom was also charged with disorderly conduct because he was in the car.

There’s one important piece of information that the groom can learn from this experience… he just married a woman with some major jealousy issues.

~Brooke Belke

  1. meghinwithani says:

    Massachusetts people are crazy.

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