Properly Naming Animals

Posted: March 5, 2010 by d1dub in VAULT -- archives
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Shamu’s great-great-grandfish (left) and his trainer (right)

Shamu’s great-great-grandfish (left) and his trainer (right)

We should all congradulate the person that gave the “killer whale” its’ name. Recent headlines prove that this species lives up to its reckless name!  This murderous sea creature put on a stunning performance by not only snatching his trainer from the poolside at a live Sea World show, but then taking her for a ride and resurfacing with her (minus an arm!).

This is what happens when you put a beast in jail; it learns to hate The Man. Moment of silence for the brave idiot at Sea World that forgot to buy fresh fish.

After looking up other famous killer beasts, I discovered that Free Willy 4 is coming out this month! I think I’d rather read the dictionary.  This is the bloody disgrace that piggy-backs world’s lamest trilogy.  Was it supposed to be a triliogy?  Regardless, you won’t catch me smiling with a bunch of KILLER BEES or KILLER ELEPHANTS! Wikopedia that shiznit if you don’t know what I’m talking about.

~D-dub

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