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This Monday, Jerk brings you a playlist of the songs that make us want to get naked. These are the songs that make us feel sexy, so sexy we assume you want to see our pasty butts. So, without further ado, get out those stripper poles and shake ya booty!

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1. “Where or When” by Frank Sinatra
I’d strip to that–slow like – Kevin Eggleston, Bitch Editor

2. “Daylight” by Matt and Kim
What can I say? When I play this in my car, I feel like I’m the shit. – Erin Scialabba, Copy Editor

3. “The Hook Up” by Britney Spears
This was a toughie, since most dance-worthy songs also inspire chicas to practice their best (or uh, worst) stripper moves. I like this one in partic because it has an interlude type of deal (2:24) that is truly sexalicious. Happy booty shakin’. – Sam Morgenstern, Assistant Noise Editor

4.”Carry Out” by Timbaland (feat. Justin Timberlake)
Weird fast food related euphemisms aside, my shoulders start a-groovin’ and it migrates into a full on dance party whenever I hear it, even if I’m studying in the cafeteria. – Kate Holloway, Executive Web Editor

5. “I Feel Pretty” from West Side Story
No explanation given (and I, frankly, worry to hear it) from Ray Lapena, PR Representative

6. “I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked” by Ida Maria
That’s my fast-strip song. Seriously, that’s playing, my clothes are on the floor.
Kevin Eggleston, Bitch Editor

7. “What Kind of Love Are You On” by Aerosmith
The first time I saw Armageddon, I danced along with the stripper in this scene. – Kate Holloway, Executive Web Editor

8. “Bad Things” by Jace Everett
It’s from True Blood – Kevin Eggleston, Bitch Editor

9. “Like a Prayer” by Madonna
Not because of any lyrical reference, just the fact that it was playing when I received my first blow job. – Gregory Miller, Assistant Gawk Editor

10. “Glory Box” by Portishead
It’s slinky and sexy and old-school and having sex to it is fuckin’ sweet. – Roxanne Broda-Blake, Assistant Smut Editor

11. “Nothing to Worry About” by Peter Bjorn and John
I love hearing this song when I’m out because it makes me feel flirtatious. With its subtly cool and melodic sound, I can’t help but smile and sway to the beat.
Erin Scialabba, Copy Editor

12. “Oh Sweet Nuthin'” by the Velvet Underground
Not only are you stripping your clothes, you’re revealing every bad emotion you’ve ever felt. Try not to feel something when Melanie Lynskey moves up and down the stripper pole in “Away We Go” – Kate Holloway, Executive Web Editor

13. “Crazy on You” by Heart
Another submission from Kevin Eggleston, Bitch Editor. Boy likes to get nekkid.

14. “Overfire” by THC (this one wasn’t on playlist.com but you can find it here)
THC’s trip hop smolders in all the right places. – Roxanne Broda-Blake, Assistant Smut Editor

And for the Video this week, who knew Iron & Wine could be so sexy?

  1. Nicole says:

    Erin, I like your taste. Matt&Kim are awesome!

  2. Katie says:

    Oh man! I totally forgot to add the sexalicious “Get Off” by Prince. Sadness. Check these lyrics:

    I clocked the jizz from a friend of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
    She said u told her a fantasy that got her all wet (Wet)
    Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside
    What she told me then got me so hot I knew that we could slide

    Gett off – 23 positions in a 1 night stand
    Gett off – I’ll only call u after if u say I can
    Gett off – let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
    Gett off – I u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

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