1. World peace
2. A book deal
3. A date with Pauly-D
4. A first edition, signed copy of “The Haindmaid’s Tale”
5. A 4.0 GPA for the semester without having to go to class or do homework
6. An Op-Ed published in The New York Times
7. A big old Syracuse win over Nova
8. People to STOP talking about the Winter Olympics
9. My deviated septum be to un-deviated without having to undergo surgery
Stay tuned to see what I actually get for my birthday.
~Krystie Yandoli, Blog Editor
I’m also sick of the olympics. Good luck with world peace yo.
I think you have a better shot attaining world peace than a date with PaulyD. Kind of a hot commodity these days.
Why would you want a date with Pauly D?
Because he makes me laugh. Humor is so important in a relationship, Kate…
I know, I’m the funny one in our relationship.