9 Extremely Selfish and Unrealistic Birthday Wishes

Posted: February 22, 2010 by jerkmagblog in SAGE -- editor's picks
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1. World peace
2. A book deal
3. A date with Pauly-D
4. A first edition, signed copy of “The Haindmaid’s Tale”
5. A 4.0 GPA for the semester without having to go to class or do homework
6. An Op-Ed published in The New York Times
7. A big old Syracuse win over Nova
8. People to STOP talking about the Winter Olympics
9. My deviated septum be to un-deviated without having to undergo surgery

Stay tuned to see what I actually get for my birthday.

~Krystie Yandoli, Blog Editor

Comments
  1. Bobert says:

    I’m also sick of the olympics. Good luck with world peace yo.

  2. LeAnne says:

    I think you have a better shot attaining world peace than a date with PaulyD. Kind of a hot commodity these days.

  3. Kate says:

    Why would you want a date with Pauly D?

  4. Krystie says:

    Because he makes me laugh. Humor is so important in a relationship, Kate…

  5. Kate says:

    I know, I’m the funny one in our relationship.

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