Prefer Onion Rings to Justin Bieber? There’s a Fan Page for That.

Posted: February 18, 2010 by BST in Uncategorized
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It feels like just yesterday I received my first invitation to be a zombie. What started with zombies multiplied into vampires, the mafia and (what I believe to be the most terrifying of all) a fish tank. In defense the few remaining humans in this monster-mobster driven world made witty statuses protested incoming requests. That is where it should have ended.

Every time you like something does not make you a Fan of it.  Sure, be a Fan of Dinosaur BBQ. But, let’s be honest: do you really need to publicly declare yourself a Facebook Fan of “You should be thanking me everyday I haven’t punched you in the face yet?”

Again, good to know how you’re feeling, but I don’t care. By the way, if you agree with me you should so totally become a Fan of “I’m not in a bad mood, you just annoy me.”

Here is a beginners guide about what is and is not acceptable to publicly be a fan of.

Things You Should Not Be a Fan Of

Exceptional Exceptions

~Ben Tepfer

Comments
  1. LeAnne says:

    I love this writer–so witty and funny! You’re dead on, Ben.

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