6 Reasons Why Tila Tequila is The Spotlight Whore

Posted: February 3, 2010 by KatieGartonDesir in POP - pop culture
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I would like to name Tila Tequila the ultimate spotlight whore.

I tend to loathe reality TV stars, but she is an exception. She is entertaining because she’s a cute little Asian who likes penis and vagina, but she is an enigma full of contradictions. I tried following her on Twitter for a while, but that stopped after about 5 hours when my timeline was full of all caps messages screaming about her love of her baby, her new music prodigy, and her love of her deceased partner.

She is addicting, but annoying at the same time. So, if you haven’t been reading your tabloids or watching E news, here a brief overview of how this bi- female is the greatest spotlight whore:

1. On September 6th, she was allegedly choked by her boyfriend Shawn Merriman while she may or may not have been drunk. In the case file it said she was allergic to alcohol, but then that was denied. Who fakes an alcohol allergy? That would be tragic. She decided to not press charges and then in November, she filed a lawsuit for $1.5 million. He then filed suits against her.

2. She tried committing suicide on October 5th, or at least she tweeted about it. She said her friend saved her, and then she continued to tweet that her life was great. Is she happy or is she not? I still don’t know.

3. On December 9th she announced she her engagement to Casey Johnson. Got to love all her flip-flopping of gendered lovers. Johnson’s family was in uproar since they are extremely rich and Tila is annoying and always in the media.

4. December 20th: she announced she was pregnant and a surrogate for her brother. (Pheobe from FRIENDS anyone?)

5. On January 4th her lover Johnson was found dead. Tila tweeted her heart away about how sad she was. Then a couple days later she was parading her boobs around for the paparazzi.

6. February 1st: She declared she wanted to adopt babies from Haiti. And there are rumors she’s actually pregnant by “The Game.”

Basically, Tila is all about spreading love; for herself, her baby, etc. She may think this is a good thing, but honestly, her life is too crazy and unstable. I’m just hoping that her baby’s life will just be full of all her love and not her drama.  I can’t wait to see what her next publicity stunt will be.

*Read our article about the love of gays on TV right here. It mentions Tila!

~Katie Garton

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  1. Kate says:

    she is going to look like tammy faye baker in about 10 years… 5 if she starts doing meth

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